The Xander Gander: November 3rd, 1998
by slayerfest
What a crazy week.
My lovely Cordelia was running for homecoming queen, and she probably should have won except Buffy got really mad because Buffy missed out on picture day and Cordy was supposed to tell her about it, so then Buffy decided to run, too.
Then Willow and I kissed a bunch and we helped Cordelia out of guilt, and then stuck them both in a limousine where some vampire thought Cordy was a Slayer, too, and tried to kill them both in a thing called Slayerfest ‘98. Eventually they made it out of the woods okay and neither of them won homecoming queen.

I can’t help but think that if Buffy hadn’t decided to take her anger out on Cordelia, that Cordy might have won the title.

Ah, well. It was all made up for a few days later when the entire Sunnydale population went crazy and started acting like really, really immature teenagers. I didn’t witness a lot of it (aside from my parents; there wasn’t really much change in either of them, actually. They were both still drunk, and they were still screaming at each other. The only difference was the topic of the argument; instead of “why is your son such a failure?” it was “where the hell did you put my stash?” Not something I really want to remember, so change of topic) but apparently Snyder, Joyce and Giles were all pretty out there.

The stories about Snyder are my personal favourites. I’ll treasure them always.

Anyway, Ethan Rayne was behind it, surprise surprise. Buffy beat him up and cuffed him to something, but he somehow got away. Then there was a big tribute thing involving the consumption of four newborn babies. Buffy saved the babies and made the demon who was going to eat them sweat. Good times.

…Or so I hear.
I am always out of the loop on the funniest things.
Willow and I are still accidentally carrying on our affair. I say accidentally because I swear it doesn’t mean to happen. She’s there and I’m there and then we’re both there. It’s wonderful.
TERRIBLE! I MEANT TO WRITE TERRIBLE!
Crap.

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