The Xander Gander: October 8th, 1998
by slayerfest
New Slayer in town (!!!!)
Her name’s Faith.
She’s hott. With two t’s.

Sorry. She’s brought out a very honest quality in me. She’s a very upfront person. I don’t think Buffy likes her very much; maybe because Faith’s invading her school and her home and her Watcher and her friends and Scott Hope, her not-boyfriend, as she so accurately describes him.
They went out on a daaaate.
Scott and Buffy did.
Buster Keaton film festival.
What the hell is that all about?

Ah, well. I’m fine. Cordy and I are fine, despite our shaky start when she got back from Cabana-wherever. She asked me what it was I liked about Slayers, and threatened to dress like one.
I asked her to actually do it.
She rolled her eyes and didn’t answer.
I’m taking that as a positive sign.

So then apparently Faith has this big ol’ cloven demon that Buffy thought was called Kissing Toast after her. Buffy then renamed it Taquitos, as I hear it, followed closely by Khaki Pants. Through all that, I can’t remember what his real name is. K… Kaquitos? Ka… Kakistos!! Ahahaha, I win.
So, Ka-whatever comes to Faith’s door when Buffy’s there, and the pair of them run away. Now he’s dust. I hear it was a good time in the sense that Faith screamed a bunch.

Poor girl.
Buffy and Faith are friends now. I don’t know when that happened.
Not complaining, though.

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