The Top 20 Sexiest Women: fimtheory
by filmtheory
20. Virginia Bryce- Rich girls who have sex with their chafers and bodyguards are hot.
19. Anya- Clueless, but cute.
18. Kendra- Accent aside, she was hot.
17. Lilah Morgan- Evil is hot.
16. Jenny Calendar- Hot teachers . . . that’s hot.
15. Janice (Dawn’s friend)- She was cute and she was bad. I like these things.
14. Cordelia Chase- Hot, even while sleeping with Angel’s son.
13. Fred Burkle- Smart and cute. That’s hot.
12. Buffy Summers- Very pretty, but lost some points for thinking she was prettier than she was.
11. Kennedy- I like that she was so forward and confident. Plus, tongue ring!
10. Jasmine- She was beautiful. She was powerful. She was evil. What else do you want in a woman?
9. Willow Rosenberg- Shy and outgoing and humble and confident and . . . paradox. It’s hot.
8. Nina- I’m pretty much going on looks alone. Well, that and the whole likes to scratch and bite thing.
7. Darla- I actually liked her much more as a human than as a vampire.
6. Dana- Crazy and strong and . . . you guessed it. Hot.
5. Eve- Evil and conniving and cute. I love the juxtaposition of her sweet and innocent looks with her wicked and duplicitous nature.
4. Illyria- Oh... no... it's just the outfit. I guess I've always had a thing for older women. See #10 (Jasmine) and add blue hair.
3. Faith- She was cute, she was evil, and she was stacked.
2. Vamp Willow- She looks like #9 in black leather and a push up bra. Plus, she’s evil. And you know how I feel about evil. (It’s hot).
1. Drusilla- Crazy and psychic and hot. That's so hot.

Exclusions and why they were excluded;
Joyce Summers- Sorry, I see her as a mother figure.
Dawn Summers- She was hot in Eurotrip, but not Buffy. Don’t ask me to explain these things. If I understood how my mind worked, I ‘d be a shrink not an unemployed loser.
Gwen Raiden - She was not as hot as she thought she was.
Tara- Shy and outgoing and humble and confident and . . . all the things Willow is. Except cute and red-haired. Sorry, Tara. Not hot.
BuffyBot- Stupid and synthetic . . . that’s not hot.
Harmony- See above.
Olivia- She would have been 21. Anyone who flies across the Atlantic for a booty call deserves some respect.
Kate Lockley- I was just never into her.


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