The Slayer and The Boomstick: Back To The Castle
by Wonkabar
We drove down to a nice, little place just outside of Westbury. Man, what a bore...there probably wasn't a strip cloub for a hundred miles. Hey, it get lonely being humanity's savior again...again...again...and again. We pulled up to the Little House of the Dreary and go out.

Buffy introducted me to her Watcher, your typical British guy named Rupert Giles. At first he appeared to be your garden variety egghead, but something told me he could be dangerous when the shit hits the fan. I grab my bag and followed the group to the house. I also got introducted to a red head named Willow and her girlfriend named Kennedy. Man, was I hear for the book, or did those things in Penthouse Forum really do come true.

After explaining what the Necromanican does and what this new book was suppose to do, I learned that these guys knew about the strange shit that happened around Dearborn. It's good to know they thought of me enough to send some help. These screwheads probably would have got in the way.

"I believe I know where this book this. Roughly translated it's called 'The Book of Light.' Supposely after the Sumerians wrote the Necromanican, the Powers had the Babylians write the Book of Light, " Giles explained. Damn, could this geek just say 'Hey, the book is there.' Geez.

As we approached what looked to be a castle, I begin to notice this. Then it hit me like a kick in the groin. This was Castle Kanda...the same place I visited 700 hundred ago in the past. This is so....shitty. I didn't want to come back to this place. This place sucked.

"Ash, maybe you can explain this," Giles said as we stopped. We walk over to a dug out pit, and right smack in the middle was my old 1979 Oldsmobile, customized her myself to be a steam powered Deadite killing machine. I walked down to it, and found something I wasn't counting on. It was Shiela's mediallon. After 20 years, Sheila was the only one that compared to Linda's love. Linda was the first person who was taken by the Evil in that cabin in the woods, and Shiela I meet during my whistle stop tour of history.

"Ash, you okay," Dawn asked.

"Hey, kiddo...just memories. So, where the Book?"

"Come on, there's more."


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