The Xander Gander: January 26th, 1998
by slayerfest
Gaaaack.
Cordy and I were in her car a couple of nights ago making out and a werewolf attacked us.
Yeah. Apparently they exist, too.

Buffy and Giles go out on the hunt and meet this hardcore werewolf hunter guy called Cain. He likes to kill werewolves and sell their pelts in Sri Lanka or something. Silver bullet and all that.
Buffy almost had him. The werewolf, not Cain. He ran away instead. Not before mauling a few people.

I thought the werewolf was Larry.
It’s… really not.

Theresa turned out to have been bitten by a vampire. We thought it was a werewolf attack. We went to go make sure and she awoke very undead and attacked Buffy.
She was killed by Angel.
I staked the vamp because Buffy was immobilized after hearing that. She was… not good. I got a hug from her, though.
It’s sad that I think of that as a main event.
I feel so cheap being with Cordelia when I still love Buffy.
Maybe cheap isn’t the word. False? Bah. Whatever. Not like it’ll change anything.
I liiiiike Cordelia, I guess. But… she’s not Buffy.

I was spending all this time worrying about Willow with her interest in Oz. But it turns out that I was RIGHT AGAIN.
Oz is the werewolf.

That just made her like him more. It’s the danger, I bet. She likes her men dangerous. I’m dangerous.

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