Pretty much a Girly name.: WHAT THE HELL?
by axel
I don't own the Josh whedon characters.
Angel was standing in front off a mirror, in his office (Wolfram, and Heart, gave him a magic mirror,
that he could see his reflection in) "This better work" he said, "Because I don't want to be a puppet,
forever."
"I think it will" said Fred, "This is a powerful spell. Of coarse, I'd rather Willow'd came
herself, to do it. But I guess we should be glad she's helping at all, since, well."
"Since they don't
trust us" said Wesley, "But still, it should return you to human form, well vampire form anyway."
"I don't know" said Spike, "I think I'll miss we little Puppet Man."
"Spike" growled Angel, "When I'm me
again, I'm kicking your ass!" They begin the spell, and Angel is filled with enegy. He falls to the
floor, and goes though a change. He get's up, and realise he is bigger than he was, as a puppet, but
something doesn't feel right. Plus there all staring at him. "Did it work" said Angel, who is shocked
by his now high voice, "what the hell? (he touches his face, which feels much smoother, than normal,
then looks down, and is shocked to see, he now has two large breast) What the Hell? (He runs to the
mirror, and sees a beautiful woman, wearing his clothes, looking back at him) WHAT THE HELL? "
"Angel
um" said Fred. But before she, or anyone else could say a word, Spike burst out laughing. "AH HA HA
HA, Oh, There is a God! Oh, This is the funniest thing, I've ever." Before he can finnish, Angel
tackles him, and begins punching him. Spike just keeps laughing, "So you like it rough, Pet." Angel
Jumps to the wall, picks up a heavy mace, Then He (or She) smashes Spikes head. "WEASLY" growled Angel,
"WHY THE HELL, DO I LOOK LIKE THIS?"
"Well' um Angel" said Wes, tring to keep a straight face, "The
spell teacnicaly worked, you are in human form. But, there must have been some small miscaculation."
"Small
miscaculation" said Angel, "I'M A WOMAN!"
"And a Damn sexy one at that," said Spike, as he smacked
Angel's Ass. Which made Angel knock him down, pick up a sword, and shove it though his gut. "Bloody
Hell" said Spike, "guess it's that time of the month."
"Fix this," said Angel, before she left the
room.
"Well" said Fred, "this'll be intresting."
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Is Fred right, do you think this will be intresting, or is it just to goofy? Let me know ether way,
because I'm not sure, if this is a good Idea.
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