Axel's arean: Get off my back!
by axel

I don't own the Josh whedon characters.
This is for entertainment only, please don't take it personaly.
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The veiwes of Riley finn, do not refleced those of Axel, or anyone on this show.

Axel here, and we're back. For year Riley Finn, has been one of the most hated people in the
Buffyverse. Despite the fack that he isn't evil, and hasn't been seen in years. So tonight,
Riley get's his chance to speak.

AXEL.
Riley, you asked for this time to speak your mind. So let's get right to it. What do you have
to say, about all the crittics.

RILEY.
First, thanks for having me. And yeah, I've heard what everyones said. I'm fine with people,
wanting Buffy, and Angel together. I'm happly married now, and only want Buffy to be happy.
Be that with Angel, Spike, or whoever. What I'm not happy with, and I'm not going to take
anymore, is the Bullshit, that people are spweing at me. For years, I taken the high road,
and kept quiet,on this. But in the recent times, people have writen fan fics, where I've been
a rapist, a murder, child molester. My famliy reads this. My mother was in tears, TEARS, over
this! MY wife gets harased by these "fans" call her slut, whore, homewrecker. She wasn't even
there for any of it. Pardon my laugage, but these people are a Fucking waste of flesh, and
would do the world a favor, by blowing there fucking brain out, and that's a shoot.

AXEL.
Harsh word. but this is your time. I have to say one thing though, in the spirit of fairness,
You did cheat on Buffy.

RILEY.
(sigh) Yes, I did. I'm not proud of it, I'll regret it, till the day I die, but I did, and I'm
man enough to admitte it. But let's keep it in presective. Xander, and Willow, cheated on
Cordila, and Oz. Oz cheated on Willow. Willow brainwashed Tara into forgiving her, Twice. and
tried to destroy the world. Xander left Anya at the alter. Giles messed with the dark arts at
college. Don't get me wrong, I'm not passing judgement on them. I'm just saying was what I did
really worse than all that. Why am I so hated and there just forgiven.

AXEL.
Why do you think you get so much heat?

RILEY.
I have no idea. Maybe because I don't make a bunch of pop refrences. Maybe if I dress like a
has been 80's rocker, like some people, I'd be more popular. Hey, did they hate him, when he
kick you ass, a few weeks ago?

AXEL.
HEY! He didn't kick my ass, he sucker punched me, I would have killed that bitch, if he stayed
around. Lets take a call.

CALLER.
This is Spike. Axel, I've got something to say to soldier boy, so shut the fuck.

AXEL.
Yes sir.

RILEY.
So what's on your mind, Miss Aruthor.

SPIKE.
Funny, what's on my mind, is that I'm going to lose it, if I have to hear you cry, like a sodding
bitch, anymore. So since the last time I saw you, I had a chip in my head. And a few weeks ago, I
heard Gwen, challenge Kennedy to a fight, I thought we could make it two for the price of one.
You, and me, G,I, Joke. One, on one. Let's see who the man is.

Oh no, I'm going to get my ass kicked, by one of the golden girls, Ha Ha. Your on.

AXEL.
SO we have a match, to add, to.

SPIKE.
Did I say you could talk?

AXEL.
Sorry.

SPIKE.
(Click.)

AXEL.
Is he gone? Fuck that guy! I could kick his ass any day of the week. But I'll let Riley do that.
Goodnight.

Camera men. (Pussy).

AXEL.
YOUR ALL FIRED!








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