The Xander Gander: December 5th, 1997
by slayerfest
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.
Weird day. Weeeeeeird day.

I give Cordelia a call to ask her to drive me to Buffy’s so I can find any evidence about Buffy. We walk in, I check upstairs, she waits around downstairs and lets some guy in that seems to be selling makeup. Then he turns into a billion worms. We go and hide downstairs. We start arguing, inevitably…

…and then we’re kissing.

Yuck. Let’s move on to the part about the worms again.

So we decide we need to get the hell out of the basement. We run through the house and Cordelia has a lovely worm shower. I grab the hose and start pelting her with water to get the bugs off.
She’s pretty hot, actually. Why did I never notice this before?

We run to the library, where Buffy is thankfully safe and sound…

…accompanied by another Slayer.

Weird shit. Everybody’s dumbfounded. Or, we were until Giles finally realized that it was because Buffy d… because of that thing that happened with the Master a while back.
I saved her.
I saved her.
It’s okay.

The new Slayer’s name is Kendra. She’s really shy. Kind of uptight.
Good looking, though.
Shut up, Xander.

So, the rest of the day involves Angel being missing, Kendra having locked him in a cage with sunlight exposure, Spike having taken him so he can cure Drusilla, Buffy getting shot at, Willow’s new friend Oz getting shot, Buffy getting led into a trap involving Spike and the rest of the bounty hunters, including Homicidal Police Lady and Worm Guy, and Kendra helping Buffy to save Angel from getting killed through curing Drusilla.

Angel’s going to be fine. Buffy killed Spike and Drusilla by collapsing an organ on them.
Wow, am I glad to see them gone.

Weeeeeird day. I’m kind of overwhelmed. Too much to process. Must sleep now.

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