The Xander Gander: May 15th, 1997
by slayerfest
Some girl was really ignored so she turned invisible and went crazy.
“Gee, Xander! How crazy was she?”
She was SO CRAZY that she beat up Cordelia’s boyfriend, pushed Harmony Kendall down the stairs, nearly killed a teacher because she was helping Cordelia with her final project, and then injected Buffy with some sort of knockey-outey drug and tied her to a chair.

Oh, she also nearly maimed Cordelia’s face forever. But I’m looking at the big picture here. This girl was ca-raaaaaaazy.

Anyway, Cordy caught on that something extraordinary was going on and turned to Buffy because she thought Buffy was in a gang. Buffy, being entirely too generous if you ask me, helped Cordy through it. Turns out Invisigirl had a personal vendetta against Cordelia, which, as I mentioned at the time, doesn’t seem all that out of line to me. I mean, if I turned invisible, I’d torment Cordelia too.

Though, maybe not to the kill-all-her-friends-and-maim-her-face extent.

Invisigirl locked Willow, Giles and me in the basement of the school and filled up the room with gas to kill us. That was not a pleasant experience. I was blacking out before Angel went and opened the door, all saving us and stupid stuff like that. He gave some book to Giles. I never did find out what that book was about.

According to Buffy, a couple of feds came and took her away. Invisigirl, not Cordelia. Though if the feds took Cordelia away, I imagine I’d throw a party, which would be a lovely excuse to ask Buffy to go with me.

Blaaaaaah. I’ll ask Buffy out eventually. I just need to get a vampire to turn me, get a soul, and start dressing and acting like Angel first.
Ha, ha. Just joking.
…Or am I?

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