The Xander Gander: May 1st, 1997
by slayerfest
I don’t even understand how this became all supernatural-like. A boy got beat up by his little league coach and suddenly the entire town is living their nightmares.
Is there a connection there to anyone else?

Giles got lost in the stacks, which was pretty funny. Then he couldn’t read. Willow had to sing publicly, and then she was covered in tomatoes.

I lost my clothes in public and then was chased by a homicidal clown.
Does anyone else feel like I got the worst deal here?

Well, except for Buffy, who got buried alive and then turned into a vampire. She wasn’t evil or anything, just… a creature of the night.
It was pretty hot. Willow wasn’t pleased I thought so.

…Oh God.
Extremely glad that Dead Stalker Boy wasn’t around to see Buff as a good vampire.

What kind of a name is Angel, anyway?

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