The Xander Gander: April 7th, 1997
by slayerfest
Well, that was…
I don’t even want to talk about what that was.
I’ll talk about demons instead.

There was a thing, and it killed Emily for her heart and Morgan for his brain, but the brain was cancerous so then Giles was almost de-brainified. Buffy, Will and I came to save the day. Buffy and I and this animate dummy killed the demon, Willow got Giles all free so we could kill the demon.
Then the curtains opened.
Snyder wasn’t thrilled. Or maybe he was. All his facial expressions look the same to me.

I hate this school.

Okay. I avoided the subject. Now it’s time that I talk about something scarier than the double-murder, scarier than the vampires or the demons or the Master.
I’m talking about The Dramatic Scene.
Ugh. I… ugh. No. It’s too traumatizing. I can’t talk about it anymore.
It’s over. That’s all that matters.

…
I just realized just now that I’m in love with Buffy.

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