The Xander Gander: March 18th, 1997
by slayerfest
Ugh.
Angel’s a vampire with a soul.
So he hasn’t killed anyone in the past ninety years. Big deal.
Buffy refuses to dust him. I offered to do it. She just glared. I saw a muscle move in her arm and got scared....uh... no... I mean, I figured it was a nervous twitch and I left her alone to cool off.
Note to self: The Xander Gander is not to be written in ink.

On the bright side, the Master’s Main Minion (let’s hear it for alliteration) Darla is toast. Angel did dust her, so I guess I can’t totally hate the guy.

…Yes I can. Yes, I really, really can.

On the other bright side, Buffy won’t date a vampire.
The Xand Man still has a shot.
Oh, yes.
Except for the fact that Buffy claims she loves the blood-sucking fiend.
But I still have a shot.
Oh, yes.

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