The Xander Gander: March 3rd, 1997
by slayerfest
Don’t even get me STARTED on how incredibly stupid that Owen guy is. I mean, he only really liked Buffy for the danger. How shallow is that? He barely even noticed that she’s also too gorgeous for words.

So, one day, the school goes on a field trip to the zoo. I go into a quarantined area to prevent Lance from becoming another victim of shameless bullying, get possessed by a hyena, hurt Willow on several levels, eat a live pig, nearly violate Buffy, try to eat Willow, get Willow and Giles nearly killed while they’re trying to save me, and then pretend not to remember anything when I do end up getting saved.

So, that was my week. Buffy had a date with Owen, Mr. Excitement. She goes and lets Giles deal with a whole Appointed One or Adjointed One deal where there was some guy and he was going to go be the Master’s minion for a while. Will and I went to find Buffy on her “date”, and Stalker Angel was also there, enjoying the fun.

Buffy didn’t look too thrilled. It was a good look on her, not wanting Angel around. I think she should feel that way about Angel often. Possibly even always.

Anyway, we called Buffy away. Owen nearly gets dead. Will and I walked him home after Buffy dealt with the… Annointed! The Annointed One. That’s it. He’s dust. Had a nice visit with the incinerator. Giles got a case of the sniffles after bunking in Dead Guy Freezer for a while. Who can blame him? Not me.

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