Dawn of the Dead: Aha! Boyfriend!
by Beer Good
We see a man and a woman walking.

"So the Slayer lives nearby?"

"Yeah, just around... look, there's her sister now. Hey! Dawnie!"

Dawn came running. "RILEY?!?"

"Hello to you too. My, you've grown. This is my wife, Sam –"

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"No, Dawnie, please..." Riley pleaded, trying to crawl away. Sam had still been in "aww-ain't-you-the-cutest-little-thing" mode when her throat was ripped out, and when Riley tried to fight, Dawn broke both his legs. "DON'T!"

"Really? Don't you pay vampires to bite you...? Lucky for you I offer credit."

Afterwards, Dawn wished she'd thought of a pun involving "blood bank".


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