Buffy the Cat: Buffy the Cat 5
by Tvillingolsen
Chapter 5

AN: Sorry it took me so long to update. This chapter has been really hard writing, and I didn’t know what I wanted to do with it. Well, here it is. Read it and review it. - Me need feedback-

AN2: The living room and kitchen are downstairs, so are the hall and the door out. The bedrooms are upstairs.

The next day, Tara and Willow were home, eating breakfast. Buffy as well, but she was stuck eating the crappy cat-food.

She was tired, because all night she’d spent trying to hold a pen in her mouth and write. It was done, although barely readable. The letter contained the whole story with Angelus, how he’d made fun of PMS, and how Buffy would like him to be punished. She knew it was lame, but she really needed their help to pull this thing off. Angelus was going down…

She had hidden the piece of paper behind one of the chairs, hoping that Angelus wouldn’t find it. Luckily, Angelus had spent the whole night in the upper floor, on his bed. The last time she checked, he was trying to murder a pillow. ‘All those feathers’ she had thought, tempted to join him.

Once she finished her plate, or rather bowl of food, she went to get the letter. She meowed as best as she could in front of the dining table, letter in he mouth and all and got their attention.

”Buffy no, it wouldn’t be fair to him… And besides, we made him a cat so that you wouldn’t feel so alone. Y’know.. But It wasn’t fair what he said. He should ABSOLUTELY be more careful with him as the only man, or male for that matter, in the house.” Willow said. “No toad-spell for him.”

Tara smiled wickedly…

“Guys, I know something we c-could do to him..”

And they came up with a plan.

Early next morning, Angelus awoke. He padded downstairs to have his breakfast and when he passed Buffy who sat in front of the fireplace, he put on his most cocky smile at her. But she smiled wickedly in return. Angelus just frowned and continued his walk over to the kitchen..

His black bowl stood besides Buffy’s yellow one. They hadn’t been able to find one in pink or even purple..

Angelus ate his breakfast which contained of cat food mixed in with a little blood. It was nearly tasteless since the blood was from a chicken. Angelus resented the food just like Buffy did, but ate it nonetheless.

When the bowl was empty and he had washed his mouth with water to get rid of the horrible aftertaste the food left him with, he thought he’d go outside the get some sun. That was one of the perks with being a cat. They didn’t burst into flames. ‘Now, wouldn’t that be a weird sight..’ Angelus thought.

Just then Willow appeared with what seemed to be a marshmallow. Tara came in too from the living room. Apparently they where arguing on who should get the last marshmallow. Angelus saw his chance and began to purr to get their attention and then looking up at them with as big and innocent eyes he could muster. It worked and they bent down to cuddle him. But they wouldn’t give him the marshmallow he thought he deserved for looking so cute and innocent. He shuddered inwardly at the word innocent. It just didn’t fit him.

Willow and Tara finally ‘gave in’ he thought, and gave him the last white sugary goodness. Angelus ate it, yummy as it was and started to yawn afterwards. He who thought he was awake..

The next thing he registered was that he was being lifted up and put into something weaved and wooden’y. He didn’t know why and didn’t seem to care much at the moment. Until the thing he was in got lifted up by someone.. And he was walked out the door and into a car.

“You would think Giles had books in his car” he heard Willows voice. Buffy meowed her agreement. Now, Angelus was getting into alarm mode. Why was he in a box? Or maybe rather a basket by the looks of it. And where were they taking him?

“Oh poor Angelus, all stuck in that basket and all,” Buffy’s sarcastic voice said. She sounded like she was really close to him, so she probably didn’t have the same stuck-in-a-box problem as he did. Her agreement-meow had been from the front of the car.

“Where are we going? And why the hell am I in a box?” Angelus was starting to get seriously pissed and started to claw a the material which the box-thing was made of.

“Don’t worry Angelus, you’ll only be in there for a short amount of time. Until we get there.“ Willow said, and then a suppressed giggle was heard.

“Where is there?” He asked Buffy who he hoped was standing beside the box still. This time the tone of his cat-voice was a bit worried.

“Payback’s a bitch, Angelus,” Buffy simply said.

There was a bit closer than he had imagined. Soon the car stopped and the box was once more lifted into the air. By the sounds around him, he would say he was in the middle of downtown Sunnydale. And soon they went into a door, a bell ringing cheerily. “Welcome!” A bright voice said. Angelus had heard that voice before…

‘Harmony?’



AN: Sorry it took me so long to write.. My muse is on holiday in fairyland..:(

AN2: I’ll try to go nicer with Angelus. This started out as a humorous fic (I hope..), but it may get a bit more serious.. I dunno.. But the point. I’ll be nicer to Angelus. However, if you DON’T want that to happened, you know what you have to do.. Review! (That rhymed!) But I’ve gotten few reviews lately, so if you want me to continue with my story, be a dear and let me know) AND thank you so much to those who have reviewed me! It really makes the updates come faster)

AN3: Smelly cat is from an episode of FRIENDS. It’s part of a song that Phoebe once sang.



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