Buffy the Cat: Buffy the Cat 4
by Tvillingolsen
Chapter 4

Being a cat really sucked. Buffy and Angelus had been forced to go to the vet’s office, and the mean vet gave them injections! That had really stung, and now one of Buffy’s hind legs ached. Willow and Tara had also gone to a pet shop with them. Now they had to wear these icky collars. The good thing about them was that the collar Buffy was wearing, it was in the colour pink. Willow had remembered she loved that colour!

Angelus had a green one. At first it had had this cute little bell stuck to it, but after some hours of trying, Angelus successfully got it off. Buffy could imagine that he too was annoyed because of it. ‘Oh, well. Now he was bell-less. He should be happy about that.’ She thought.

At the pet shop, they’d also gotten a new toy! It was really cool, a small ball with a feather on it. It was so fun to chase! Buffy got the whole predator-prey feeling when she did that. It was probably because of the feather, she had read about those kinds of tricks. The producer of the toy included a real birds-feather in all his toys (for cats that is) and they’d go nuts about it. ‘Oh, well... It’s fun though.’ Buffy mused, chewing on it.

Willow and Tara really had an obsession with dolls. Or so it seemed from all the dolls clothing they had kept in their loft. It was in the spare room now, where Angelus usually slept. They had taken Buffy and Angelus up there once, dressed them up and taken pictures of them! You’ll laugh about it when you’re humans again Willow had said. “Laughing my ass” Buffy grumbled to herself. That would be one of her most tragic memories in life.

Just then, Angelus walked up to her where she was curled up in front of the fireplace.

“Hey, watcha doing?” He asked in a bored tone. But Buffy could tell that he was anything but bored. The last couple of days, he hadn’t had a chance to kill anything. He still was evil, and needed his daily dose of it.

“Lying here, getting all warm” Buffy replied in a similar tone, but she smiled secretly. ‘3..2..1’ She counted.

He charged at her in full speed. But she was ready for him, and avoided him easily, and then tripped him over. Angelus was shocked for a second that she could defeat him so easily, then charged at her again. But since Angelus was the larger cat, he didn’t have the same light moving that Buffy had.

Angelus saw an opening, and went for Buffy when she wasn’t fully concentrated, looking into the fire. No one should ever make that mistake, even not a slayer if she wants to live.

He was now staring down at her on the floor with a smirk. He had defeated her, she was on her back.

“You know, you could have just asked me if you could have the ball” Buffy said annoyed.

“Yes, I could. But where’s the fun in that? If I want something, I get it!” Angelus replied.

“Oh, great! Neanderthal Angelus on the loose” Buffy grumbled. She didn’t need a Neanderthal cat right now. All she wanted was to stretch out in front of the fireplace in true cat-fashion and fall asleep.

“Okay boy, here’s your ball!” She said cheerfully, and threw it away. Angelus scowled at her for a bit, before he went to get it.

“Is this a grumpy Buff, or what?” He asked her, after he’d gone to get the ball. “Oh! I know, PMS right?” He laughed, and went up the stairs to his room. Yeah right.

Now, Buffy was pissed. She didn’t know if cats got PMS, but no cat was going to make fun of it anyway. At least not getting away with it.

But what to do? Oh, she’d come up with something.

AN: Sorry if it’s short, but I couldn’t think of anything else to write at the moment. Thank you for reviewing! I got inspired by it. I hope you readers enjoyed this chapter) And remember to send me feedback a.k.a. reviews.



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