Buffy the Cat: Buffy the Cat 2
by Tvillingolsen
started writing this the 20th of Februay 2005.

DISCLAIMER: Joss owns it all..

AUTHOR'S NOTES: B/Aus. It's not in an exact season, but Angel has just turned to Angelus, Willow is gay and dating Tara. Oh! And Willow has a library at her home, in my imagination.
DEDICATION: To Me! This is my first fic so I dedicate this one for me! And the so called Latin in just something I’ve made up… (In Willow’s and Tara’s spell)

DISTRIBUTION: Anybody wants my story on their site, contact me. But this one belongs to my site: www.noblecat.moo.no.

Rating: Pg-13 for now..

Chapter 2

Buffy was getting bored of hanging out in the alley she was in right now. If she wasn’t mistaking, she was right by Willie’s. “Oh, well, time to head back,” she thought, hopping down from the trashcan. “Too bad I don’t have my slayer strength.. I hope no baddies will find out that I’m a cat. They will SO kick my ass.” She mumbled to herself as she walked back to Willows house.

All the other cats on her way looked weird at her when she talked to herself. “What! Am I not even allowed to talk as a cat. God! What do you even do not to bore yourselves!” She yelled at the group of cats she had just passed. Bore? Mayb she’d been hanging around Giles too much lately..

Now Willow was freaking out. Buffy was nowhere to be found in her room and the window was open. ‘Why is the freakin’ window open!’ She scolded herself for not thinking of that before..

Just when Tara came into the room, so did Buffy (from the window of course).

Willow saw Buffy and started talking like crazy to her. “Why did you do that! I was worried.. I was REALLY worried, we have made Angelus a cat too.. or at least we THINK we turned him into a cat..” As Willows last statement, Buffy shot her head up and looked at Willow and Tara like they both had grown two heads or something. Then she started growling really cute, but wasn’t meant to be cute at all. Both Willow and Tara could see that she was SO not happy about it.

“Sorry.. We did this spell, and it was supposed to work on the person you trusted the most..” Tara said mildly, trying to calm Buffy down.. It didn’t work, it just made her even more upset.

Buffy was so irritated on the whiches right now, so she ran out the window. Maybe being outside wasn’t so bad after all..

It was dark outside and night-time, but that didn’t stop Buffy. She discovered her improved eyesight and hearing, and it was fun, now she could see perfectly in the dark whatsoever which meant that she could still be the slayer. Maybe not the Vampire Slayer, but more like Mouse Slayer. Buffy stopped herself in the middle of her train of thoughts. Did she really want to eat a mouse? Her inner cat screamed yes! She was hungry. But then again, she remembered Willows chocolate chip cookies and decided to wait until she returned to Willows room to eat.

She walked in a garden now. Everything seemed so large from her point of view. The grass was much longer; the trees were of the height of small houses, just waiting for Buffy to climb them. Not now, she decided, her tummy making noises. It was not too pleased that it hadn’t eaten anything in a wile now. All the wanted to do was to go back to Willows again. Her stubbornness and pride told her to find somewhere else to be. She hadn’t completely forgiven Willow and Tara for maybe turning Angelus a cat as well.

Tired, she began to walk home, knowing that her mum had a real fondness for cats. She might get lucky, there were still some leftovers after yesterdays curry-chicken.. A black cat appeared in front of her. She hadn’t really noticed him before now.. ‘Stupid cat’ he thought, a bit grumpy. She really was hungry!

She tried to walk by the cat, but he (apparently) wouldn’t let her! ‘Maybe his mommy didn’t teach him proper manners?’ Well. If that was the case, Buffy would make him learn the hard way. Somehow she forgot she was only a cat, no supernatural strength.

Angelus was curious about this new cat. She smelled weird. Or, not weird, but defiantly not like a cat should smell. ‘Maybe she’d let her owner fuzz too much over her? All cat’s shampoo and perfume’. But why should Angelus, the mighty Scourge of Europe, now a cat worry about that? He decided to play uninterested, and ignore her, whoever she was. She, apparently, had other ideas. Hissing at him like he was a child who was being taught a lesson, and her claws ready to imbed themselves in his skin. ‘Feisty little one’ he said. ‘Petite one as well.’ Who did she think she was? Here he was, a larger cat than she was, and SHE was trying to teach HIM a lesson? No way! He’d make sure of that.

With a growl she charged at him. ‘Oh shit!’ she thought mid air. ‘I’m just a kitty here, no powers! Oh well, who needs them? I’ll take care of him without them’ she thought overconfidently. Maybe it was a bad idea.

Angelus had her on the ground beneath him only seconds after she had charged. It didn’t stop her from squirming to get away. She wouldn’t stop, and he was nearly loosing his grip on her. “Listen” he said. The cat stopped moving. “I don’t know what’s your problem is, but don’t take it out on me!”

‘Oh shit!’ Buffy thought. ‘Angelus!’ She really was screwed. She’d at least retort to him in true Buffy fashion.

“I take it out on whomever I wish!” Okay, not the clever thing she had in mind, but Buffy couldn’t come up with anything funny or smart.

Now it was Angelus’ turn to be amused. Was that Buffy? He smirked down at her, still on the ground.

“Buffy? What a funny suprise! Now, one question: How the HELL did I turn into a cat!”

Buffy out of words, said:

“Long story, and if you want me to tell it, get off of me!”

They walked side by side in the graveyards. Angelus had suggested a truce, and Buffy had agreed. Now was not the best time to be fighting.



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