Winter Break: Delivery Boy
by Angel_Forever
"Now I don't want any..."
"Dad! We'll behave!"
"Really Giles, do you think we'd jepredize our entire vacation?"
"Buff's right. The last thing I want is a ride home while mom gives us the 'I'm-of-mad-just-dissapointed' speech."
"Just.."
"Giles go!"
Giles had to go to the library, but he wanted to make sure nothing happened while he was gone.
"Ok, who's up for pizza?"
Everyone raised thier hands.
"Alright," said Buffy, "who wants what?"
About a million different requests came in.
"HEY! How's about about I order 3 large pizzas? One deluxe, one plain and one pepperoni?"
"All stuffed crust?" asked Spike.
"All stuffed crust."
Everyone agreed and while Buffy ordered they put in 'Muppet Treasure Island'
"Why do you have this movie Wes?" asked Gunn.
"What's wrong with it?"
"It's kinda kidish."
"Hey! You got a problem with the Muppets you got a problem with me mister!" Buffy called in angrliy.
"Muppets rule!" yelled Dawn.
All the girls, Wes, Xander Oz and even Spike started singing along with the opening song 'Shiver My Timbers' while the other boys looked at each other.
"Maybe it's the thin mountain air," suggested Angel, "what do you think Connor? Connor?"
Connor had joined in.
So had Doyle.
Gunn and Angel looked out the window to make sure no one would see them then started singing.
When they got to the song 'Sailing For Adventure' eveyone was assigned a certain character and had to sing thier solos.
Buffy was in the middle of hers(she had Rizo) when the doorbell rang. Dawn grabbed the money and answered it.
"Hi."
"Hi, that'll be $32. 50," the guy said handing her the pizzas, "I'm Parker by the way."
"Nice to meet you. Thanks." she was about to close the door, but he stopped her.
"You don't live around here do you?"
"No, I don't. Bye."
"I'm not a creep or anything."
"I beg to differ," she mumured.
"I know we just met and all, but would you go out with me?"
"No thanks."
"How come?"
"Not that it's any of your business, but I'm seeing someone."
"Well he's at home and I'm here," he said stepping into the house."
"She said no."
"Connor!"
"Back off kid."
"Dawn come here."
Dawn scurried behind her boyfriend.
"Look shrimp, the lafy and I were just talking. So why don't you be a good boy and...........OW!"
Parker fell back onto the steps, rolled down and slid to the end of the side walk into a snow bank.
"Thanks."
"No one messes with my girl."
Dawn blushed, "How'd you do that?"
"Angel took these self defense classes when we were little and liked to use me as a punching bag. You pick up a few things when you aren't running for dear life."
"Guys hurry up!" called Fred, " 'Cabin Fever' is gonna start!"
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