Winter Break: Uninvited Guest
by Angel_Forever
"I dare you to kiss Angel!"

Everyone started rolling with laughter, except Spike and Angel.

"Xander no!" pleaded Angel.

"On the lips!"

"Xander you're killing me here!" laughed Connor.

"Come on, you know the rules!"

"Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss..." Doyle started chanting, then Cordy joined, then Connor, then Xander, then Gunn, then everyone!

Angel looked at Buffy in pretend horror, "How could you?"

"Sorry, only for 10 seconds though. I'll count fast."

Both of them trusted Buffy so they leaned in and kissed.

Buffy kept her promise, but whent they hit nine there was a small problem.

"9....Hey Wills, I'm drawing a bit of a blank here. What comes after 9?"

Seeing where her friend was going, Willow played along, "Gee Buff I don't know. I was never really that good with numbers."

"9...9...9"

"Bloody hell woman 10!" Spike screamed as broke away.

Both of them were spitting and trying to wash thier mouths with thier sleeves.

"How was it?" Connor asked.

"Bloody discusting!"

Angel just gave his brother a menacing look and after a few seconds said, "You'd better watch yourself kid, I know where you sleep."

They all laughed when Giles came into the room followed by a tall (and in my opinion very ugly) boy about thier age.

"Buffy, this young man says he's your boyfriend?"

"Riley? What are you doing here?" she said moving closer to Angel.

"I was hoping we could talk."

"I can answer for her mate," Spike snapped, "No."

Ignoring Spike Riley went on (as usual), "If you won't get back together with me, at least give me a reason."

Buffy looked at her friends, "For those of you that know the reason, I kinda didn't tell the whole truth."

"What do ya mean Buff?" asked Dawn, "Didn't you catch him making out with Bitchy?"

When she said this Riley's face went blank and he started making gurggling noises, but no one noticed.

"They were making out, but that wasn't all they were doing."

"What were...oh. Oh you pig!"

"What?" asked Xander, "What were they doing?"

Anya tried to break it to him lightly, "The were...having fun. Lots of fun."

"Huh?"

"They were shagging ya big poofter!"

"You son of a..."

"Xander!"

"Sorry Giles."

"Buffy, that was a one time thing I swear. Please..."

"No Riley, I am not taking you back. No one in thier right mind would now please leave."

"Bu.."

"Boys," Buffy turned to ALL the male teenagers in the room, "if he isn't out of here in 2 seconds, would you mind showing him the way to the door?"

"Not a problem." Gunn said as they all stoud up.

Now Riley might be an idiot, but when he saw how many big guys were on Buffy's side he ran screaming like a little girl.

"What did I ever see in him?"

"A fat wallet and a big inheritance. That's about it." said Faith.

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