Pinky the Vampire Slayer and the Revenge of Catherine the Great: Part Sixteen
by Kirbyclause
Amy and the Brain shared the two bed hospital room. Chris sat by Amy's side, holding the recovering witch's hand. The Brain took up so little room that Buffy, Cordelia, Xander, Willow and Pinky could sit comfortably on his bed. Only Giles stood in the room. After they told each other the happenings that their freinds hadn't been a part of, and the appropriate lies to tell the authorities, Xander spoke up with new information.

The boy took a photograph from his pocket. "Guess what the X.I.A. has.", he told everyone. "What does X.I.A. stand for?", Willow asked. "The Xander Intelligence Agency.", he quipped. "That's an oxymoron.", Cordelia commented. "Hey, you don't have to call him that, Cordelia.", Buffy said. "You're supposed to be his girl friend.", the Slayer continued. Cordelia gave her a perplexed look, then glanced at Willow. Willow shrugged.

Xander passed the picture to Giles. "Oh, dear.", the librarian reacted. "It seems Catherine the Great is back to where she always was.", Giles said. Buffy sat a little straighter. "You mean the trophy reappeared and Xander didn't destroy it?", she asked. "What was I supposed to do? 'Mr. Snyder, I know you don't like me but can I melt down that cheer leading trophy'?", Xander asked her. Buffy turned to him and grabbed his shirt color. "So you just LEFT her there?", she asked. With a slight shake she raised her voice. "Cordelia's right, you are an OX and a MORON!"

Just then two men in black suits entered the room with a mouse cage. Both sported Acme Labs I.D. cards. "We're here for the mice.", the taller one said. The shorter one pushed his way to Pinky and the Brain and scooped them into the cage. "Don't I know you from somewhere?", Willow asked him. "You don't know us from anywhere, ma'am.", he told her. "We were never here." The taller one poked Giles with his fore finger. "Have a nice day.", he spat. The two men exited the room hurridly. "I have to talk to Oz about something.", Willow said, then excused herself from the room.

"Well, at least Willow's happy with her boyfreind.", Buffy said. "I'm sorry, Buff.", Xander consoled. "I know how much you miss Angel. But believing in him nearly got us killed." Buffy looked at him. "Well, at least Angel'll be more obssessed about Pinky than you.", the boy attempted.


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Angelus threw another box across the factory floor. "Damn Buffy!", he yelled. Spike watched with mild amusement. "I thought it was the mouse that was kicking your ass.", he said behind a slight smile. Angelus ran up to him. "She's the key to all this.", he told him. "I'm going to make her pay. I had won, and she still managed to thwart us. I'm going to rip out her lungs and wear them for a neck tie. I'm going to flay her alive and wrap her dear old Watcher in her own skin."

Then Angelus spotted the manila paper and charcoal pencil that Darla used to draw Dru when she had his mind in her. And an idea started to form. "I'm going to draw a picture.", Angelus stated with a smirk. "Uh...yeah. That's the option I would've gone with too.", Spike said sarcastically.


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Under the streets, in the sewers, in the one place no one dared breathe...there was a monster that needed no breath. And Snowball turned to his minions. "The Witch's Revenge has ressurected your bretheren.", the hamster began. "I've raised a new horde since Pinky and the Brain took my former one away from me, but Catherine has restored our fallen comrades. Together, we will take out our pound of flesh from the Brain's skull!"

And the vampire mice cheered.

THE END


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