Pinky the Vampire Slayer: Part Five
by Kirbyclause
Pinky and the Brain turned back to Snowball. "What do you think you're attempting, Snowball?!", the Brain demanded. "The same thing you do every night, my fine cranium of a freind.", Snowball replied. "Except for one aspect, I'm going to succeed.

"Every night you try to take over the world. You act like it is your purpose in life and not mine. Well, it is mine now. Your presence only shows me that you were planning on doing the same thing I was.", the vampire hamster explained. "Openning the Hellmouth and let the demons walk the earth again, in one more day's time. However, since I am obviously of the superior kind now, and you are still in your lowly mortal forms it is obvious who the demons will take kindly to. And who they won't. And I doubt my followers are going to look that much more kindly on you." Snowball raised both his forepaws, "First, Second, Third-Kill them!"

The three Kung-Fu vampire bats darted toward Pinky and the Brain. The Brain shouted out, "Quickly, divert your attention at that wall!". All of the vampires diverted their full attention to the wall, only realizing that the Brain and Pinky were escaping after it was too late to catch them. The vampire rat horde moved to track them down...

"Desist.", Snowball commanded. "Pinky's an idiot, and the Brain harbors the same feelings for me that I have about him. They'll be back, in time to see ME take over the world." Snowball walked back to the device he had be working on before the entrance of his enemies.

The vampire rat horde stood around absolutely still. Snowball ignored it the first minute, thought about it the second minute, and asked about it the third. First answered, "You have not had a bout of diabolical laughter..."; Second answered, "So that are enemies may..."; Third answered, "Prepare to DIE!". "Oh, apologies.", Snowball offered. "HAHAHAHAHA! How was that?", the hamster asked. The horde cheered and returned to thier tasks.


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Pinky and the Brain stood outside the door to the basement, exhausted from their narrow escape. Pinky looked at the Brain in that manner only Pinky could, "Gee-huff,puff-that was fun Brain. Pant-pant. Can we do it again." "Of course, Pinky. I wouldn't want to keep you from being involved with those good Christian people.", the Brain replied. "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"I think so Brain, but what kind of fashion statement do rubber pants make?", the taller mouse responed. "'I haven't been potty trained.", the Brain stated wearily. "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.", Pinky empathized genuinely. The Brain threw a cold look at him.

"Pinky,", he began. "We must go to the Slayer. She can destroy the vampires, and save the world. So that it is available for conquest tomorrow night."


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"Magneta?", Buffy guessed.

"Lavender?", Angel supplied.

"Why are we doing this again?", Xander asked. Giles answered,"You are attempting to remember what color the mice were so that they represent what the Mouse Vampire Slayer lacks." "But we already told you they were grey.", Willow stated. "Then why did you bloody go through all these different colors then?!", the Watcher demanded. Buffy put on a face of innocence, "We thought you just wanted us to guess at stuff until you explain it to us like you usually do." Giles let out a scream of indignation.

"Excuse me.", a monotone voice said. The Slayer and her Slayerettes looked around for the source. "Down here.", it said. They spotted two mice.

"That's them!", Xander exclaimed. "They really are grey in color.", Giles said astounded. "I'd hate to interrupt your search for the amount of affirmative action we deserve because of our color...", the Brain stated. "...but we have come to warn you of a vampire problem among your rodent population." "And who exactly is we?", Buffy asked before popping her bubble gum and then attempting to peel the result from her highly decorated finger nails. "My associate is named Pinky, I am simply the Brain.", the mouse stated.

All the hominids in the room slapped their foreheads at the same time. "Of course," the said silmultaneously. "They're *Pink-y*, Pinky and the Brain."


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