Pinky the Vampire Slayer: Part Two
by Kirbyclause
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, defeater of the Master and Moloch, ressurected to serve the earth and mortal kind turned to her compatriot and asked, "Are you sure my hair looks okay?".

Willow replied, "Of course it looks okay. Why wouldn't it?"

Xander swivelled around in one of the chairs in the computer lab. With Ms. Calander already out of town preparing for something Giles called "Champagne" and the Library looking like a car accident victim (which in a small way wasn't entirely false); the Slayer's supporters had claimed the computer lab as their temporary headquarters. Now that school was out, all the people who would be using these computers were at home using their computers. At least more people came here than the Library, all 10 of them.

"Yeah, I could see how dreaming about me all night could do things to your hair.", Xander said. "I hate to burst your bubble Xander, but I was thinking of other things.", Buffy countered. "Angel-ly things."

"Ooh,", Willow began. "What, what?", curious as to the inner workings of her freind. "Well, Angel said he had a few things to deal with, but he should be here after sunset. After I promised to pine away for him in L.A.", Buffy answered.

"Whoa, back up the bus into Funky Town.", Xander intergected. "You two didn't look like you were saying much to each other at the dance." "I know.", Buffy responded. "He told me after I took him home."

"You took him home!", Willow and Xander excalimed at the same time with entirely different emotional reactions. Their words continued to match comically. "What do you mean you took him home?! Are we talking doorstep or "Home" "Home"? Did he, I mean did you...?"

"Well,", Buffy began. Then she stopped short. Something caught her eye. No two things. The picture was comming together...

"Aaiiee! Rats!", the superhero screamed at the top of her lungs.

"Actually, we are genetically altered lab mice seeking to take over the world by siphoning gravitons from a gateway to Hell, and hence collapsing it.", the Brain offered. "Okay.", Buffy said and sat back down.

Pinky and the Brain ran across the floor and out of the room. Willow and Xander looked at each other. Willow asked her freind, "Did that which I think just happen happen or did I just think that just happenned?" "That depends,", Xander stated. "Do you believe in talking mice?" Buffy intervened, "Do you believe in vampires?" The trio looked at each other. At once they yelled, "GILES!!!"


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