Spin the Bottle Amongst Friends: Two
by rockangelz25
"All right....... You're all going to need to sit on the floor," Lorne started. Buffy eyed him warily for a moment. "Riiiight. And I'm just going to listen to the horned demon?"

"He's good," Angel reassured her. She shot him a look, but sat down silently nonetheless.

"And join hands," Lorne finished. The members of the Scooby Gang shot nervous looks at each other, specifically Willow. This wasn't anything like the coven. In fact, she thought that it might not work out at all.

The bottle started spinning, and lights and mist spun through the room. Everybody else became dazed, and Willow almost opened her mouth, because she was positive that this wasn't a memory restoring spell--when it hit them--all of them began, foggily, to stagger through the room.

Lorne walked hazily to somewhere behind the counter, and passed out.

Fred took one look around at everybody else and threw up.

Gunn looked at them all and narrowed his eyes.

Buffy looked around, then saw her friends.

"Giles? Splainy, please," she said in a little voice.

Giles, however, rose from the floor, giving them all a look of supreme distaste. "Please don't call me that," he directed to the girl. "Now. If none of you mind, or have the brains to tell me, what the bloody hell are we doing here?"

"Rupert Giles," said Wesley, in a relieved tone of voice. Giles shot an even more disgusted glance his way. "Wyndham-Pryce? Good lord. What are you doing here?"

"I don't know."

"That's nothing new," snorted Giles.

"Ripper?" asked Xander quietly. He was more talking to Buffy and Willow, but Giles heard him.

"Praise everything; one of you knows my name." He smiled a little, but it wasn't one of his typical smiles. It was one of the smiles that Buffy, could she remember, had seen him wear under the effect of band candy. But they didn't know that.

"Oh no," said Willow softly.

Angel stared at them all. "Who are you? Why are you dressed so strangely? Where are we?"

"Angelus," Cordelia gasped, moving to Buffy suddenly.

"We're..... Angelus?" He didn't quite believe it.

Ripper and Wesley, on the other hand, looked at the vampire with a new light in their eyes. "Angelus indeed," said Wesley. "Come no closer! I am the Head Boy at Watcher's Academy--"

"That's believable," muttered Cordelia.

He shot her a look. "I am fully capable of defending myself, in addition to these innocents!" he claimed. He moved to do some kind of faux-karate, causing Ripper to roll his eyes.

A wooden stake shot out of his sleeve. He stared at it in shock. Ripper walked to him, taking off his glasses.

"What the bl--how did you do that?"

"I.... Don't..... Know," said Wesley.

A/N: Yup, it's short. Please review, and 'll add more. 's kind of hard to get Ripper-Giles, because we only met him once. Even harder to do Liam, since I only saw Spin-the-Bottle once. Oops. Please review!!!

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