He just got up, in the middle of dinner, dumped some money on the table, and RAN OUT!!

And he was so rich!!! And so nice and naive, and he lived so dangerously I didn't even have to think hard to find a way for him to have an accident.

But noooooooooooooooo.

Little miss Buffy had to get in the middle of a perfectly fine plan and ruin it.

And you know what's worse?

I'm lying here, all alone, sick as a dog, cause the little bitch just HAD to get sick right before that walking treasure-map of a guy dumped me.

For HER!!

Wonder if she's giving him a bath.

The End