1. Wax Lion (Original airdate 12/03/04)
Jaye thinks she's going insane after a defective wax lion and a brass monkey begin telling her to do things - and she
actually finds herself doing them!
2. Pink Flamingos
Too many voices telling her what to do results in Jaye backing the family car over her father, then causing a high school
classmate's husband to have a car accident.
3. Karma Charmeleon
It's like Single White Female all over again when the young girl who Jaye helps get back on her feet slowly
begins to assume Jaye's identity.
4. Wound-Up Penguin
Jaye becomes the subject of an exorcism after she tries to help a nun rediscover her faith by sharing her own experiences
with the talking inanimate objects.
5. Crime Dog
Jaye gets into trouble at the Canadian border after a ceramic cow creamer on her parents' kitchen table tells her to
help their illegal Canadian housekeeper.
6. Muffin Buffalo
Jaye can't stand it that every time she does what the voices tell her to do, the results make her out as a hero or a
wonderful person.
7. Barrel Bear
If Jaye is awed to meet the first woman who survived the plunge over Niagra Falls, she's shocked when another woman says
she's the one who really went over.
8. Lovesick Ass
Jaye finds parallels between her relationship with Eric and that of a Russian mail order bride, whose prospective husband
is a thirteen-year-old boy.
9. Safety Canary
When a Lovesick Ass doll tells Jaye to "save the lovebirds," it could mean Sharon and Beth, the two macaws at the zoo,
or Eric and his estranged wife, Heidi.
10. Lying Pig
While Eric's wife tries to win him back, Jaye's father innocently allows his wife to go out to dinner with a handsome
doctor.
11. Cocktail Bunny
When a cocktail bunny tells Jaye to "save him from her" and the brass monkey says "she's going to kill him," Jaye becomes
convinced Heidi is planning to murder Eric.
12. Totem Mole
An American Indian Woman on the Satsuma Reservation is convinced that Jaye has come there in order to "silence the voices"
forever.
13. Caged Bird
A bank robber takes the store workers at Wonderfalls hostage just as Jaye and Eric are supposed to meet to say their
final good-byes.