Episode 6: All the Way Posted
by gracie on jamesmarsters.com on 9-29-01
Written by Steve DeKnight
Our story begins with a Halloween Bonanza Sale at the Magic Box. Anya is dressed
as one of Charlie's Angel's and is zipping around on Roller Skates. Xander is
a pirate. There are tons of customers buying creepy things. Willow is pissed
off that the witch costumes are so stereotypical, but can't help thinking a
little girl wearing the same kind of costume is cute. Dawn is just walking around
chatting with scoobies and then she spies a shiny coin on a table nearby and
snatches it. Anya tells Buffy to go get Mandrake Root from the basement and
Buffy says "Okay but don't blame me if we have this conversation over and
over again." (which I'm assuming has something to do with the Groundhog
Day episode.)
While she's grousing she bumps into Spike on the stairs and asks him why he's
lurking there and tells him he needs a collar with a bell on it. Spike asks
if it can be leather and then wonders why everyone always thinks he's lurking.
Buffy says it might have something to do with the the fact that he's always
lurking. He says he came through the tunnels to get this kind of weed to spice
up his blood. She just looks at him, disgusted. He says he was gonna pay for
it, then admits he was gonna nick it. Because, he adds, he goes where he pleases
and he takes what he wants. He asks her why she's working at the shop because
he thought she'd had it with customer disservice. She says it's a one shot deal,
no more loop de loop (Groundhogs Day) and mentions something about a mummy hand.
(?) He helps her reach the mandrake root from a high shelf and the stage direction
says: "They're close to each other, the air is charged between them."
He asks her if she feels like a bit of the rough and tumble. She is surprised.
WHAT? He says "Patrolling! Hello?" She says she should stay and help
with the store, but maybe tomorrow night. He plays it off and says it's not
like he doesn't have other plans. "The Great Pumpkin's on in twenty."
He leaves and Buffy heads up, sighing. She says, "So much easier to talk
to when he just wanted to kill me." (yeee)
So the store closes and everyone is pooped. Giles says they have to clean up
and Willow suggests doing it magically. Both Tara and Giles nip that in the
bud. Anya is beside herself while counting all the cash they made. Xander watches
her doing a little dance with Dawn and says, "Im gonna marry that
girl." Buffy starts yelling at him because she thinks he means Dawn, then
she gets it. Then Xander says he has an announcement. Anya: Now? I thought you
were going to wait for the perfect time. Xander: I did. They tell everyone.
Willows reaction: Thats -- thats... wow. Everyone is very happy
for them and Buffy says they have to do something. They end up having an impromptu
engagement party for them at Buffys house.
There is a scene where some creepy guy walks up to a creepy house while creepily
singing pop goes the weasel. Inside his house are creepy toys. He hears children
laughing outside and murmurs something about them getting a surprise as he picks
up a large butcher knife and hums pop goes the weasel some more.
The party is underway. Giles is pouring libations, Anya is flaunting her ring,
Willow decides they need decorations and does a quick spell. Giles and Tara
are concerned and Tara brings it up to Willow in the kitchen that what she did
was not necessary. Willow argues that the decorations are super biodegradable,
seeing that they will vanish in a few hours and the magic was harmless. Tara
says its okay to do magic when youre helping people, but not all
the time. Willow is exasperated and says Tara is always coming down on her.
Dawn comes in and the girls stop arguing, but its not resolved.
Xander is listening to Giles talk about the future and is starting to feel a
little suffocated. Buffy is getting rather emotional herself... she says "Ive
been out of commission for three months and you... how many other things have
changed since Ive been away?" Dawn jokes that she got a tattoo. Buffy
says over her dead body... the kind that doesnt come back. Dawn asks Buffy
if she can sleep over her friend Janices house. Buffy is reluctant but
lets her go, its not like shell be out wandering the streets. Cut
to Dawn wandering the streets. She meets up with Janice and they talk about
how stupid their guardians are for falling for the old sleep-over trick. They
meet up with Zack and Justin, two handsome seventeen year olds. They are both
impressed by Dawn and Justin is super smitten. The four go around doing basic
halloween mischief. Zack secretly asks Justin if he likes Dawn and if he thinks
theyll go All The Way.
Zack and Justin are daring Janice to go smash a pumpkin on creepy, pop goes
the weasels guys porch. Dawn says shell do it and they are totally
impressed. She is gaga for Justin and wants to look cool for him. As shes
about to smash, creepy guy comes out and invites them inside for a surprise.
They are nervous but Zack is loving it. Once inside, creepy guy asks Dawn if
she wants to help him in the kitchen with the surprise and Justin volunteers
himself instead. In the kitchen, creepy guy is humming again and Justin is getting
plates, creepy guy turns and gets the knife, a small smile on his face. He turns
back, and there is Justin behind him in VAMP FACE! Justin says, "Boo."
And sinks his fangs in. Creepy guy drops his Surprise which was just a big Halloween
rice crispy treat thingie. Turns out he was just a nice old guy who used to
make toys for kids. But hey wait a minute... Justin is a vampire! He runs out
of the kitchen and tells the others to bolt. Dawn asks why and Justin says he
stole the guys wallet when he wasnt looking. After they get away,
Justin and Zack hang back and Justin talks about being grossed out by creepy
guys blood. Zack says a spritz of Dawn should wash that right out.
Meanwhile, back at Buffys, Anya goes on and on about her plans for the
wedding, a new car, a baby... and Xander desperately tries not to hyperventilate.
Anya talks about how rare it is to find the person youre meant to be with
and now Buffy is starting to feel the need to escape. She and Xander slip out
on the porch. Xander confides that he never thought thered be so much
involved. Buffy convinces him that all of this is a good thing and he agrees
that hes wallowing, not drowning. He feels better and asks Buffy, "Once
more into the breach?" She says her breaches are wearing a little thin
and she might take Spike up on his offer to patrol.
Justin is charming Dawn. He gives her half the money from the wallet and says,
"So begins your life of crime." She tells him she steals stuff all
the time. She hasnt paid for lipstick in forever. He says shes a
girl after his own heart. Cute AND bad. He offers her his jacket because shes
cold. Its very cute and sweet except for the fact that hes a vampire.
Dawn asks where Zack is and Justin says he went to get the car. Dawn is surprised
he has a car. Cut to Zack thowing an unconscious and bloody-necked woman out
of a car.
Buffy is watching some trick or treaters and then she longingly watches a couple
sharing a kiss. She absently steps into the street and is almost hit by an ambulance,
coming to the rescue of the bloody-necked woman. Buffy follows it to find a
small crowd gathered around the obvious vamp victim.
Giles gets a call from Janices mom and they both realize they fell for
the oldest trick in the book. Giles dispatches the scoobies to go looking for
Dawn. Hes slightly put out when he finds out Buffy left to go patrolling
with Spike. Giles: (sourly) "Always nice to be in the loop." It should
be noted that when Giles interrupted -- Xander, Anya and Willow were getting
their "funk on" while Tara watched, still feeling the sting of the
earlier argument.
The four teens end up at a make-out spot and park. Janice and Zack fall out
of the car, kissing and laughing. Janice runs off playfully and Zack says, "I
love it when they run." And goes after her. Dawn and Justin share a sweet
moment and a sweet kiss. Dawn melts. Justin realizes it was her first kiss and
Dawn gets embarrassed, telling him shes a spaz. He kisses her again and
tries to get fresh. She stops him, but shes weakening.
Willow and Tara go to look for Dawn in the Bronze. They start to joke around
and it looks like all will be well with them, but Willow wants to do a spell
to find Dawn. It will momentarily put everyone who isnt Dawn in an alternate
dimention. Tara warns Willow that Giles wouldnt like it. Willow angrily
does a spell to quiet the club so she can bitch at Tara in peace. She accuses
her of taking Giles side and talking to him behind her back. Tara says
that Willow is using too much magic. She says, "What do you want me to
do? Just sit back and keep my mouth shut?" Willow says, "Thatd
be a good start." (whoa) Willow instantly regrets it but cant take
it back. Tara: "If I didnt love you so much I would." Tara turns
to leave. Willow calls after her but the sound comes back up in the club.
Justin "accidentaly" bites too hard on Dawns lip. He says he
cant help it, shes just so beautiful. Dawn melts again. They make
out some more and Justin gets all bumpy. Dawn sees this and starts to scream.
BOOM! Buffy crashes through Spikes door. "Get your gear together,
we need to--" She sees an old black and white horror movie playing on the
TV... a half eaten bowl of popcorn on the chair, but no Spike. The TV is casting
eerie shadows. Buffy calls for Spike again, and there he is next to her. They
both scream in surprise. Spike: "You know, in civilized cultures thats
called trespassing." Buffy: "Good thing youre uncivilized. Weve
got trouble." Spike: "Giles found you?" Buffy is confused, then
freaking when Spike explains about Dawn. He says she and her little friend pulled
a Houdini. He just did a sweep of the tunnels and Giles is poking around in
the cemetary. He tells her its probably fine, theyre just doing
a bit of mischief. Buffy says they have to find her and opens Spikes weapons
chest. Spike: "I dont think shes in there." Buffy throws
him a crossbow... all business. (Rats.)
Giles hears a scream and finds Zack standing over Janice who he thinks is Dawn
for a minute, he whacks Zack with a flashlight and then sees that its
not Dawn. Zack tries to be cool vampire guy -- calling Giles grampa and whatnot
-- but Giles kicks the crap out of him and impales him on a tree branch. Zacks
final words: "Dude, that sucks!" Winded but still damned cool, Giles
asks Janice where Dawn is.
Dawn is trying to fight Justin off but he tells her he really likes her, shes
not like all the other girls who are stupid and boring. He just wants to be
close to her. Its hard for Dawn to resist him when hes being all
charming. She lets him get close to her and he says, "Itll only hurt
for a second..."
Giles: "I bet you say that to all the girls."
Dawn snaps out of it. Angry Giles comes out of the bushes and threatens Justin.
Just then, headlights flick on from the other parked cars and a bunch of adult
vamps step out of cars with blood dripping from their mouths. Giles is surrounded.
Suddenly, a hand clamps down on his shoulder... its Spike. "Is this
a private game or can anyone have a go?" And then Buffy appears on Giles
other side. She sizes up the situation and yells at Dawn. "Were you parking?
With a vamp?" Its a really funny scene where Dawn and Buffy are arguing
and everyone is standing around waiting to fight. Then Buffy asks the whole
group if anyone came there just to make out. One couple raises their hand...
they are terrified. Buffy says "Thats sweet. Run." They high-tail
it out of there and the fight begins. Spike takes on a vampire named Carl. Carl:
"What is your malfunction man?" Spike: "Its Halloween,
you nit. We take the night off, those are the rules." Carl: "Me and
mine dont follow no stinking rules. Were rebels." Spike: "No,
Im a rebel. Youre an idiot." Spike dusts Carl but loses his
crossbow. Dawn is backing away into the woods when Justin pops up behind her.
"Trick or Treat." He tackles her and Dawn looks more hurt than scared.
Dawn: "I thought you liked me." Justin: (sincere) "I do. And
you like me too." Dawn: (sincerely) I do. Justin smiles, then stiffens.
Dawn has found Spikes crossbow and dusted her first kiss. She lays there,
frozen, tears welling up in her eyes.
Everyone is back at Buffys. Xander and Anya leave. Spike follows behind,
saying he should bugger off since Big Bads shouldnt venture far
from their crypts on Halloween. Buffy says, "Good fight." THEY BUMP
THEIR FISTS TOGETHER AS SPIKE EXITS. (How cute is that??) Tara is still pissed
and says shes going to turn in. Willow follows close behind. Buffy tells
Giles that Dawn is taking it hard and he says its not surprising, but
they cant ignore that kind of behavior. Buffy says hes right. Shes
glad hes there to sort it out. "Dont be too hard on her, okay?"
She leaves Giles holding the bag. He watches her go, not happy about the big
avoiding of responsibility.
Giles: We need to talk. Dawn: Is this the part where you tell me youre
not angry, just disappointed? Giles: Pretty much. Except fot the bit about not
being angry.
Upstairs, Willow says shes sorry, but Tara says its not that easy.
Willow says she cant reverse time and take it back, then makes a joke
about doing a spell that Tara does not find amusing. She says shes tired
and gets into bed. Willow picks out a flower from a jar on her night stand.
Willow: "Lets just forget about it." Then she says something softly
in Latin that means Forget. The flower glows for a second, then Willow gets
into bed. Tara says something about her feet being cold and Willow says shed
better warm her up. They kiss sweetly and Willow asks if shes still mad.
Tara: About what? They cuddle and Willow smiles. All is right with the world
again.
The End.