FRED: He was how old?

ROGER: Ha ha. 6 or 7. He must have taken the scroll from my library. Wesley, I was just telling Winifred about the time that I caught you with the resurrection spell.

WESLEY: Oh, right.

ROGER: I couldn't remember. Why were you doing that?

WESLEY: A bird had flown into my windowpane. I think I was trying to bring it back to life.

FRED: I can't believe you could even read a resurrection spell at age 7.

ROGER: Oh, his mother thought he was quite the prodigy. Well, luckily, I caught him, or we'd have had zombie birds pecking out his little eyeballs.

(Fred giggles.)

WESLEY: I was hoping to enlist your expertise in some research.

ROGER: Oh, no. You're not gonna try and blow me up again, are you?

WESLEY: Probably not.

ROGER: Well, then, my expertise is yours. (to Fred) Would you excuse us?

• Wesley & Fred
• Wesley's Father Issues

written by: Drew Goddard; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x07_tran.php