(underground)

SPIKE: It's here.

Vampire: I knew it was here.

SPIKE: We're close now. No one leaves the layer till we're in. I don't want the slayer tracking anyone to the tunnel. And that means you too Harmony. You're an indoor kitty now.

HARMONY: But Spike, you said you'd take me places. You said we'd go to France and now I can't even leave the lair.

(He throws down his shovel as the other vampires depart.)

SPIKE: Listen to me, you stupid bint. This gem is everything I came back to Sunnydale for, which has witnessed some truly spectacular kickings of my ass. Now, when I have the gem, they'll all die, don't worry. But until then, stay inside. And by the way, I would be insanely happy if I heard bugger all, about sodding France.

HARMONY: (upset) I don't know why I let you be so mean to me.

SPIKE: Love hurts baby.

• Spike & Harmony

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: Jillian Tatterton . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/59theharshlightofday.html