GILES: Have you heard of a group called the gentlemen?

SPIKE: Group of what?

GILES: The Gentlemen.

SPIKE: Dunno.

GILES: You certain?

SPIKE: No. We're out of Weetabix.

GILES: We are out of Weetabix because you ate it all - again.

SPIKE: Get some more.

GILES: I thought vampires were supposed to eat blood.

SPIKE: Yep. Well sometimes I like to crumble up the Weetabix in the blood - give it a little texture.

GILES: Since the picture you just painted means I will never touch food of any kind again you'll just have to pick it up yourself.

SPIKE: Sissy.

• Funnies
• Spike's uneasy truce with the gang

written by: Joss Whedon; corrections made & some descriptions added based on the shooting script at http://www.mustreadtv.com/buffyscripts/hush1.html.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/66hush.html;