Natalie: Should I change? Is, is this too...

XANDER: No, no, it's, the most beautiful chest... dress I've ever seen.

Natalie: Thank you. That's sweet. Martini? Oh, I'm sorry, would you like something else? (laughs) I just need to relax a little, I'm kinda nervous around you. (she sits down) You're probably cool as a cucumber!

XANDER: I like cucumbers. Like in that Greek salad thing with the yogurt. Do you like Greek food? I'm exempting Schwarma, of course, I mean, what's that all about? It's a big meat hive. (gulps martini) Hhhhhhho! Hello!

Natalie: Cheers! Can I ask you a personal question? Have you ever been with a woman before?

XANDER: You mean, like, in, uh, the same room?

Natalie: You know what I mean.

XANDER: Oh, that, uh... Well, let me think. Um... Yeah, there was, uh... several! I mean, and, uh, quite a few times... And then there was, uh... Oh, she was incredibly... No. Uh-uh.

Natalie: I know. I can tell.

XANDER: You can?

Natalie: Oh, I like it. You might say, I... *need* it.

XANDER: Oh! Well, needs should, uh, y'know... Needs should definitely be met, as long as it doesn't require ointments the next day, or...

(Muffled yelling can be heard from somewhere.)

XANDER: Do you hear...

Natalie: No...

XANDER: Sounds like someone crying...

Natalie: I don't hear anything. Your hands are so hot!

(Xander flashes to his dream.)

BUFFY: Oh, you hurt your hand!

(Xander comes back. The drink is beginning to affect him. He leans back on the couch.)

XANDER: Buffy. I love Buffy. Wow! So that's a martini, huh?

Natalie: Mm-hmm.

XANDER: Do you hear...

Natalie: (interrupting) Would you like to touch me with those hands?

XANDER: Your hands are sss... really... (her hands morph) serrated! Oh, wow, that martini, I... I really think I have to...

(Xander falls to the floor unconscious.)

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/04pet.html