SPIKE: Well that was a bloody doddle and a piece o'piss... Got any more ruddy tests for me, you ponce? I'll take anything you can throw at me. If it'll get me what I need to take care of the Slayer. Give her what's coming to her. You just bring it on. Bring on the whole-- (under his breath) Bloody hell. (beetles start crawling all over him)

• Buffy & Spike

written by: David Fury; No transcript available, so I started with the Shooting Script and spent a couple-three hours editing it to match what was said and shown on the broadcast version. . Full transcript at: