WILLOW: I'll say this for the Y chromosome ... looks good in a tux.

XANDER: Well, your double X's don't look too bad there, either.

WILLOW: You're getting married. My little Xander.

XANDER: All growed up.

WILLOW: It's a good thing I realized I was gay, otherwise, hey, you, me and formal wear... Do you know how much I love you?

XANDER: Mmm ... 'bout half as much as I love you.

WILLOW: You ready for the long walk?

XANDER: Um ... yeah, just give me a sec, I wanna work on my vows.

WILLOW: Take your time. It's not like we can start the wedding without you.

• Xander & Willow

written by: Rebecca Kirshner; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions edited by me. . Full transcript at:
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