BUFFY: I can't believe I passed out. Do you think I'm a total wuss now?

RILEY: Oh, yeah. I like a girl who can play a few hard sets of tennis with a major stab wound.

BUFFY: You said it wasn't that bad.

RILEY: I said I've seen worse. There's a difference.

BUFFY: Well, at least no major organs got kebabed.

RILEY: I still think you need to see a real doctor.

BUFFY: That would put me in a real hospital which would get my real mom real freaked out. I can't do it. Don't worry. Accelerated healing powers come with the Slayer package. And the boyfriend who comes complete with combat medical training? That's just a Buffy Summers bonus.

• Buffy & Riley

written by: Douglas Petrie; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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