CORDELIA: So, you’ve discovered the seamy underbelly of the candy coated America, have you? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Here at Angel Investigations we won’t judge, but we will charge. Now, if you'll only tell me how you heard of us.

PENN: From the police actually.

CORDELIA: Really?

PENN: Yeah. The Detective I spoke with was very enthusiastic. For the truly human touch, she said, I should come to you.

CORDELIA: Oh good. (notices his dark overcoat) Is it cold out there?

PENN: I’m trying to remember her name. What – what was it? She is about yea tall, attractive, natural blonde?

CORDELIA: Oh yeah, Kate! Detective Lockley.

PENN: Lockley. Yes, that’s it.

CORDELIA: Yeah, she and Angel are totally tight.

PENN: Really? So, this is more than just a professional relationship then. He cares for her.

CORDELIA: Oh, yeah. More than he knows. But that’s our Angel, dour, sure, but not afraid to get personally involved in his work. And you’re totally pumping me for information, aren’t you?

PENN: Yeah.

CORDELIA: Oh crap. You’re him. He. The guy. Apt pupil boy.

PENN: You realize you’ll never make it to the exit before I...

CORDY: (pulls up the blinds) Go up like a match?

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written by: Tim Minear; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and double-checked by me.. Full transcript at:
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