WIG LADY: I'd like a small coffee, and cherry pie.

GARY: That's a dollar ninety-two, ma'am.

BUFFY: You hit so many buttons, it's like, button-palooza.

GARY: No, it's easy, I - look. There are little pictures of the food on the buttons. I hit the coffee button, then I hit the small button. And then cherry pie. There's a picture of a little fried pie.

BUFFY: Uh-huh.

GARY: Then, I hit the total button... I put the money in the drawer, I close it, and it resets the system. A cocker spaniel could do it. Here, why don't you take the next one, the family? They're regulars.

BUFFY: (to wig lady) Hi. I'm new.

WIG LADY: (smiling) I come here every day.

BUFFY: (smiling) That's nice.

WIG LADY: Oh, you really might make it, dear. Not like some of them, where suddenly you never see them again. I can see you here a long time.

BUFFY: (fake smile) That's great.

WIG LADY: (to Gary, re food) Thank you.

BUFFY: (to family) Hi. Welcome to the DoubleMeat Palace, may I help you?

FATHER: Yeah. We need two Number Four Medley Meals, a junior Medley, a Fisherman's Medley with bacon, and a kid's meal. Plus three fries, a chocolatey shake, and extra pickles on one of the Medleys.

BUFFY: Excuse me. Um, this button. (pointing) Does it look chocolatey to you?

written by: Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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