LINDSEY: (to an unseen guest) We'd like to thank you for coming down here on such a short notice.

LILAH: We trust we can rely on your professionalism.

LEE: We’ve had some trouble with freelancers in the past.

LILAH: Do you take cream? No. All right.

LINDSEY: (showing a picture of Faith) Here's the target.

LEE: Don't let the picture fool you. She's tougher than she looks.

LINDSEY: We're not talking about anything elaborate. No slow or painful death.

LEE: Well, some pain would be good.

LINDSEY: The point is that we want her dead.

LEE: Yes. Dead. A lot.

LILAH: Just so we're clear, we won't be putting any of this down on paper. This is strictly a handshake deal.

(Lilah puts a bown down in front of the unseen guest they're talking to)

LINDSEY: Not that it's necessary for you to have hands in order for us to do business with you.

LILAH: That was species-ist of me. I apologize if I (The creature sticks its head into the bowl and starts slurping) offended you in any way.

(The creature looks up. It has scraggily black hair, blue skin, a mouthful of fangs and four eyes. )

• Wolfram & Hart

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