Punk: Listen, I'm not afraid of him. Hey, if he wants to fight, then I'm takin' him down. I'm not backin' off on this. This is about honor. I'll break his neck!

(Cut to Willow and Xander)

WILLOW: I'm just saying, Wendell had a dream and then that exact thing happened.

XANDER: Which is a fair wiggins, I admit, but do you think that ties in with Laura?

WILLOW: I dunno. Maybe she dreamed about getting beat up. We should ask Buffy when she gets back from the hospital.

(The punk's mother suddenly appears in the hall. Xander sees the encounter and grins.)

Mother: Oh, there's my little baby!

Punk: Mom, what are you doing here? Mom...

Mother: (laughs and kisses) How's my little pookie?

Punk: Mom, mom, please don't kiss me in front of the guys! It's embarrassing, mom! Please!

Mother: (laughs) You cute little rascal, you!

Punk: Mom... Thanks, but mom, please, my friends are right here...

XANDER: (to Willow) It could be a coincidence. Y'know, Wendell finds a spider's nest, and we all wig because he dreamt about spiders. So it may not be connected.

(They enter the classroom. The students see Xander come in and start to laugh.)

XANDER: If there is a connection it doesn't sound like anything... What?

(Xander's in his underwear)

WILLOW: Xander! What happened to your...?!

XANDER: I-I-I dunno! I was, uh, dressed a minute ago! It's a dream. It's gotta be a dream. (pinches himself) Ow! Wake up. (pinches himself again) Ow! Gotta wake up.

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written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/10nightmares.html