BUFFY: We don't even know if this is anything.

GILES: No, we don't.

BUFFY: And I haven't had a day off in a while.

GILES: True...

BUFFY: And a cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer!

GILES: Buffy, maintaining a normal social life as a Slayer... i-i-is problematic at best.

BUFFY: This is the 90's. The 1990's, in point of fact, and I can do both. Clark Kent has a job. I just wanna go on a date.

GILES: Well, I, I suppose it was a fairly slim lead...

BUFFY: Thank you, thank you, thank you! And look, I won't go far, okay? If the apocalypse comes, beep me.

Owen: (comes back) Is everything cool?

BUFFY: All set.

GILES: Yes, and, uh, you'll face a pretty hefty fine in the morning.

BUFFY: Well, bye. Don't wait up.

• Slayerhood

written by: Rob Des Hotel & Dean Batali; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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