WILLOW: This is just... the worst thing that's ever happened. Ever!

XANDER: I know. I know. It's just... when I look at you now, it's like I'm seeing you for the first time.

WILLOW: I'm talking about Buffy and Cordelia.

XANDER: Me, too.

WILLOW: What are we gonna do? I mean, we have to do something. This is all our fault.

XANDER: How do you get from 'chick fight' to 'our fault'?

WILLOW: Because: we felt so guilty about the fluke, we overcompensated helping Cordelia, and we spun the whole group dynamic out of orbit, and we're just a big meteor shower heading for Earth...

XANDER: Okay, calm down. Let's just put our heads together and think of something. Okay, one of us here is pretty darn smart, and I am... just in Hell. I-I mean, I-I thought being a senior *at last* and, and having a girlfriend *at last* would, would be a *good* thing. Now, why wouldn't that be a good thing? What?

WILLOW: Sometimes when you're falling to pieces, your mouth, it just does the sweetest thing.

WILLOW: What are we gonna do?

XANDER: We just have to get the two of them communicating.

WILLOW: I'm talking about us.

• Xander & Willow

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/39homecoming.html