XANDER: (playing with his hors-d'oeuvres) Godzilla's attacking downtown Tokyo! Argh! Argh!

Tackle: Who's this dork?

Richard: Never seen him before in my life.

Linebacker: We got us a crasher!

XANDER: (to the girls) So, have either of you seen a pair of girls here? One's about so high... (notices the guys) Hey, guys!

Tackle: New pledge.

Linebacker: New pledge!

Tackle: (grabs Xander and yells) New pledge!

Together: (dragging him off) New pledge! New pledge! New pledge! New pledge! New pledge!

(...) Tackle: C'mon, dance, pretty boy! Keep it movin'! (laughs) C'mon! Shake it, don't break it! Wrap it up and I'll take it!

XANDER: Okay, big fun guys. Uhhh, who's next?

Tackle: You are, doll face! Keep on dancin'! Ah, alright! Oh! Keep it up! Yes! C'mon! Keep it goin'! Ah, ha!

(...)

Linebacker: (chucking Xander out) Party's over, jerkwater.

XANDER: Wait, a friend of mine was here.

Tackle: Y'know, in that light, with that wig on and all... you're still butt-ugly!

(...)

XANDER: One day I'll have money. Prestige. Power. And on that day they'll still have more.

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/17reptile.html