SPIKE: There's thousands of different kinds of hells. You got your fire hell, your ice hell... your... (pauses to think) ice hell. Your upside-down hell.

ANGEL: I don't care if he's in toy poodles on parade hell. He's got information that we need.

SPIKE: According to the girl whose only reason for being is to see her little pookie bear again.

EVE: I'm not lying. (to Lorne) Well, tell him I'm not lying.

LORNE: No one can fake it through the piña colada song. Not once the chorus kicks in.

ANGEL: If Lindsey can tell me what the senior partners have planned, I want him. You got a better idea how to do it, I'm totally open.

SPIKE: Didn't say that. Just pointed out that this one sucks. We're looking for a hell dimension in a haystack. How are we supposed to know—

GUNN: (arriving) I know. And I can get us in.

(Gunn has resumed his old look, complete with shaved head)

ANGEL: Us?

written by: Elizabeth Craft & Sarah Fain; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x17_tran.php