WILLOW: Snyder must be in charge of the volunteer safety program for Halloween this year.

XANDER: Note his interesting take on the volunteer concept.

BUFFY: What's the deal?

XANDER: Oh, a bunch of little kids need people to take them trick-or- treating. Sign up and get your own pack of sugar-hyped little runts for the night.

BUFFY: Yikes. I'll stick to vampires.

SNYDER: Miss Summers. Just the juvenile delinquent I've been looking for.

BUFFY: Principal Snyder!

SNYDER: Halloween must be a big night for you. Tossing eggs, keying cars, bobbing for apples, one pathetic cry for help after another. Well, not this year, missy.

BUFFY: Gosh, I'd love to sign up, but I recently developed carpal tunnel syndrome, and can tragically no longer hold a flashlight.

SNYDER: The program starts at four, the children have to be back at six.

• Snyder vs Everyone

written by: Carl Ellsworth; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/18halloween.html