BARTENDER: You shouldn't be coming in here. You got a rep with these monsters. But you come in here... night after night. Are you lookin' to get killed?

RILEY: I come for the ambiance. What can I say? This place just reeks of class.

BARTENDER: Yeah, well, if Willy was here-

RILEY: Well, Willy's not here. Hit me.

SANDY: Drinking alone? It's not a good sign.

RILEY: So they tell me. I buy you a drink, neither one of us has that problem any more, now do we?

SANDY: Vodka tonic.

RILEY: (to bartender) Vodka tonic.

SANDY: (to Riley) I'm Sandy.

RILEY: Riley.

SANDY: This place is such a dive.

RILEY: No no, it's great. You just have to close your eyes, plug up your nostrils, it's fine.

SANDY: We ... could go somewhere else. Someplace more ... private.

RILEY: Ohhhh, Sandy, Sandy. It's no good. My heart belongs to another. Besides, I don't go out with vampires. (to bartender) Never interested in my intellect.

• Buffy & Riley

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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