XANDER: Hey, you're leaving already?

BUFFY: Oh, Xander! Have you seen Willow?

XANDER: Not tonight, no.

BUFFY: She left with a guy.

XANDER: We're talking about Willow, right? Scorin' at the Bronze, work it girl...

BUFFY: (interrupts) No, I need to find her. Where would he take her?

XANDER: Why? Oh, hey, I hope he's not a vampire, because then you might have to slay him.

BUFFY: Was there a... a school bulletin? Was it i-in the newspaper? Is there anyone in this town who doesn't know I'm the Slayer?

XANDER: No. I only know that you *think* that you're the Slayer, and the reason why I know that...

BUFFY: (interrupts) Well, whatever, it doesn't matter, just tell me, where would Willow go?

XANDER: You're serious!

BUFFY: We don't find her and there's gonna be one more dead body in the morning!

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/01welcome.html