(driving into town)

ANDREW: You keep circling around. Just?just drive straight in.

JONATHAN: Will you shut up? We gotta keep it low pro.

ANDREW: You're just scared.

JONATHAN: Of course I'm scared. Last time we were here, 33.3bar percent of us were flayed alive.

ANDREW: Calm down. No one's getting flayed alive. We got a plan. We're gonna fix all that.

JONATHAN: Wish I'd have stayed in Mexico.

ANDREW: Ah, I didn't like it there. Everyone spoke Mexicalan.

JONATHAN: You could've learned it. You learned the entire Klingon dictionary in two and a half weeks.

ANDREW: That had much clearer transitive and intransitive rules, OK? Besides, I can't keep having those nightmares.

JONATHAN: Me neither. Desde abajo te debora.

ANDREW: "It eats you starting with your bottom."

JONATHAN: Gonna make it right.

ANDREW: We're outlaws with hearts of gold.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)
• From Beneath You it Devours

written by: Jane Espenson & Drew Goddard; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. Edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/129_tran.php