BUFFY: I just got kicked off the team, didn't I?

XANDER: I don't think it was your fault.

BUFFY: Hmm, I know you don't, that's 'cause you're my friend. You're my Xander-shaped friend! Do you have any idea why I love you so, Xander?

WILLOW: We gotta to get her to a...

XANDER: Let her speak!

BUFFY: I'll tell you! You're not like other boys at all.

XANDER: Well...

BUFFY: You are totally, and completely one of the girls! (to Willow) I'm that comfy with him.

XANDER: That's great.

BUFFY: Any other guy who'd give me a bracelet, they'd... wanna date me, and be like a... Oh! I, I don't feel so good.

• Xander & Buffy

written by: Dana Reston; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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