GILES: Who, who are you? What are you doing?

Cain: The name's Cain. I'm the one with the gun, which means I'm the one who gets to do the interviewing.

BUFFY: Ahem. Hey, before we get all chummy here, how about we do something about me being in this net thing?

GILES: You alright?

BUFFY: Yeah.

Cain: Gotta say, I'm impressed.

GILES: Excuse me?

Cain: Well, it's good to get the fruit while it's fresh.

GILES: You'd be wise to take that back.

Cain: Hey, what a man and a girl do in lovers' lane at night is nobody's busi...

BUFFY: Oh, okay, hey, enough, repulsive brain. It's not what you think. We're hunting werewolves.

BUFFY: Okay, it's funny if you don't believe in werewolves.

Cain: No, it's funny thinking about you two catching one. I mean, this guy looks like he's auditioning to be a librarian, and, you, well, you're a girl.

GILES: I assure you she's quite capable.

Cain: Uh-huh. Lemme ask you something, sweetheart. Exactly how many of these animals have you taken out?

BUFFY: As of today?

Cain: I tore a tooth from the mouth of every werewolf that I killed. This next one will bring the total to an even dozen.

BUFFY: So you're just gonna kill it?

Cain: Well, see, that's the thing. Their pelts fetch a pretty penny in Sri Lanka, and it's a little hard to skin 'em when they're alive.

GILES: Y-you hunt werewolves f-for sport?

Cain: No, no, I'm in it purely for the money.

BUFFY: And it doesn't bother you that a werewolf is a person twenty- eight days out of the month?

Cain: That's why I only hunt 'em the other three. I'd really love to stay and chat, but I'm on a tight schedule. Any idea where else the boys and girls like to get together around here?

BUFFY: You're looking for a party?

Cain: No, but the werewolf is. They're suckers for that whole sexual heat thing. Sense it miles away. Since this little doggie ain't here, I guess he found another place.

BUFFY: Sorry. Wish I could help you.

Cain: But you don't know squat? Gee, what a surprise. (leaves)

GILES: Where are we going?

BUFFY: I think I know where to look. We just have to make it there before mein furrier.

written by: Rob Des Hotel & Dean Batali; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/27phases.html