MAYOR: I don't understand why Allan would miss this. He's usually so punctual.

TRICK: Did it work?

MAYOR: Let's find out. Open the gate.

TRICK: You sure?

MAYOR: Oh! Hold on. (gives the caged Vincent his sword) Okay. Now we're ready.

(Trick releases Vincent, who attacks the Mayor. The Mayor isn't hurt & Trick dusts Vincent)

MAYOR: Well!

He reaches into his jacket, pulls out his daily planner and opens it to today's list. Some of the things included are:

Greet Scouts Lumber Union Reschedule Call Temp Agency Become Invincible Meeting With PTA Haircut

He puts a check mark next to "Become Invincible" and puts the planner away.

MAYOR: This officially commences the Hundred Days. Nothing can harm me until the Ascension. Gosh, I'm feeling chipper! Who's for a root beer?!

• Buffy vs the Mayor

written by: Douglas Petrie; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/48badgirls.html