WILLOW: According to Miss French's personnel records, she was born in 1907. She's, like, 90 years old!

GILES: And extremely well preserved!

(...)

GILES: What now, exactly? We can't just kick the door down.

BUFFY: Yeah, that *would* be wrong.

(She gets ready to kick, but the door opens. An old lady is there.)

Miss French: Hello, dear! I thought I heard... Are you selling something? Because I'd like to help you out, but... You see, I'm on a fixed income.

BUFFY: I'm looking for Miss French.

Miss French: I'm Miss French.

BUFFY: Natalie French, the substitute biology teacher?

Miss French: (laughs) Goodness, that's me! I taught for over thirty years. I retired in 1972.

BUFFY: (to Giles) I can't believe this! She used Miss French's records to get into the school. She could be anywhere!

Miss French: No, dear! I'm right here!

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/04pet.html