(Xander crawls out from under a pile of stuff)

XANDER: I'm good. We're fine. Just a little bit dirty. Good show, everyone. Just great. I think we have a hit.

WILLOW: (concerned) Are you okay?

XANDER: Tip-top, (exhales) really. If anyone sees my spine laying around, just try not to step on it.

BUFFY: (worried) Xander, one of these days, you're gonna get yourself hurt.

FAITH: Or killed.

BUFFY: Or both. A-and, you know, with the pain and the death, maybe you shouldn't be leaping into the fray like that. M-maybe you should be... fray-adjacent.

XANDER: (slightly miffed) Excuse me? Who, at a crucial moment, distracted the lead demon by allowing her to pummel him about the head?

FAITH: Yeah. That was real manly how you shrieked and all.

XANDER: I think you'll find that was more of a bellow.

• Xander & Buffy

written by: Dan Vebber; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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